May 2012
113 posts
metallikato:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo
illinois:
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
para-moriarty:
cbbred:
nicoosuxx:
Holy shit, it’s scary how accurate this is.
xsyt:
dysenterygay:
how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
my head is thumpign so hard p9ive ntot laughed so hard oin so long omfg okmg omg lDDIJ omg
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
queefjerkey:
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now